Pirates, Vampires & Indians

 I've now fully painted my French-Indian Dinosaur War models and now have done my final Black Scorpion pirate. I can either order more, or start a new project as this 'closes off' two projects. I class these as "suitable painted minis+terrain+rules" - i.e. I can play a game whenever I want.

The bats are based for LotR (Moria goblins needed a bat swarm) so count as LotR #446 for the year. The rest are more Black Scorpion pirates. I love the sculpts but apparently they switched to resin (boo hiss) otherwise I'd definitely get more.

I am doing up Gaslands cars as well, mostly due to my blu-ray box set of Death Race (more entertaining movies than Mad Max, so sue me!). I always found the rules surprisingly gluggy; kinda the thing that would be good at a convention or club game with several players and a simple car each, but definietly slower and denser than you'd expect. It's a set of 'kitbash excuse' rules I reckon you'd spend far more time converting cars than playing. I'm making a race track and digging in my son's sandpit for ruined cars (which I'll further mangle as scatter terrain/burned out wrecks). 

The vamps in the foreground are Westwind Empire of the Dead. A game that kinda appeared then vanished. Does anyone still play it?

EotD vampires will do double duty in my own Carnevale-esque Venice game (I'm using MESBG Legend Of rules and have my own factions and critters such as lizardmen and ghouls) as well as Weird West. I actually have a huge Weird West collection which I seldom use - I really need to dig them out and rebase/tidy up chipped paint etc. 

The Indians I think are Conquest(?) minis sold by Warlord.

 I painted my French Indian War natives with a 50/50 of blue/red accessories, so I can split them into British/French allies OR combine them together into as big war party. I really need to do proper foliage basing but my main aim is to get them painted and back out to the shed where I can tidy them up at my leisure.  Unfortunately in Australia Warlord prices are similar to GW.

These settlers are in town for the shopping, but they actually live in log cabins in the dark forests, to be stalked by velociraptors incited by the French. In Last of the Mohicans, I remember watching the Indians getting ready to ambush the British column and thinking "What if it was velocirators"....    ...as you do. Because adding dinosaurs to any genre improves it automatically. Fact.

Including some hastily painted 1:200 planes for a playtest, that's 53 more minis over two days, which combine with 77 done previous means I've painted 130 non-MESBG for the week, and have now closed off 3 projects (pirates, FIW:dino, and Blood Red Skies).

I've also bought En Garde to give myself another pirate rules option. Thanks to mum - apparently 40+ is not too old for the birthday money. I've just ordered some more 3D print LotR to fill gaps in my collection, but after 445+ painted this year (and 330+ last year) I'm very confident they will not linger long in the unpainted pile. I dislike resin but it makes minis affordable I otherwise would not bother with at all - i..e $1.50 per warg rather than $6ea makes it possible to afford a 'pack.'  $12 for Glorfindel is a reasonable impulse purchase; rather than a $74 investment. It's fair to say 3D printing has re-ignited my LotR enthusiasm and made collecting well-developed factions feasible. 

Multipurpose = Best. I'm also trying to build/buy dual role rules/terrain/minis (such as En Garde) which serve for multiple genres (I.e rules work for pirates or ECW witch hunting). For example, I'm eyeing Fireforge undead peasants which would do duties in a few games. Victrix vikings for SAGA or Ragnarok or MESBG. My pizza box ruined town terrain is used for medieval to muskets. 15mm terrain has to work for mecha and WW2 tanks. Etc etc.  

Carnevale, Pirates & Wound Tokens

I've finished my Carnevale starter. The minis are nice and characterful even if the resin is meh. It does atmosphere so well.

In my Venice, there are also undead pirates seeking a cursed map and Royal Navy shore parties chasing them.

Also, just plain pirates. Pirates, like dinosaurs, robots and ninjas, are automatically cool and always enhance any game you add them to.

Since I'm out of LotR minis to paint, I may as well record my 'other' column. Including 31 today and 46 the other day, I'm making brisk inroads into my pile of shame.  I think I only have 8 pirates to go and I can order more if I want... (The 30 or so I did for my son don't count against my own pile unfortunately)

Since I've done my Carnevale project, I can also start a new project (that's another self imposed rule - no new games/projects til an existing one is finished). I keep eyeing off BFG 3D prints but I kinda feel I should have ALL my Dropfleet ships done first as it's kinda the same genre....  

I'm also plan to retest Blood Red Skies and if it is a success I'm buying some $2 metal 1:300 planes (vs Warlord's 6 for $60 plastics).

Also, since I've been talking a bit about Hitpoints in my last few game reviews, I thought I'd show how I represent a 'wound' - a clear plastic token with a bit of red paint on it. You can do a dozen in 30 seconds and the counters are the sort you buy a bag for $5 or so off Amazon/Ebay.

 It's pretty unobtrusive from a distance.  Along with tipping a model on its side for knocked down/stunned, a wound or two is about the limit of my tolerance for tokens as I hate the mess. As you know, my tolerance for hitpoints is 0 (unless it is something like a warship - which would be expected to absorb dozens of hits and slowly lose hull integrity/sink).

The Carnevale table has already had a workout when a force of Corsairs landed attempting to seize the Arkenstone of all Pirates but the men of Gondor thwarted them by tossing it in a canal, largely thanks to hideous dice rolling from the normally lethal Corsair arbalesters...

 

And nearby, my pizza-table still has an ongoing game with my son (who likes Angmar cos wargs, trolls AND spirits). I always spot him a much bigger force then aim to let him win while making his life difficult. He lost a lot of Wargs impetuouisly charging into my reliable Rangers, thanks to his head canon which says they are much awesomer than they are in-game.

Finally, I got some cool birthday loot. My family never gets me minis as they know they may violate the special budget spreadsheet. So....

I enjoyed Tenet but I may actually understand it when I rewatch it. Death Race is a guilty pleasure (plus I am dusting off Gaslands and just home made some Shift dice as my son is interested, so I need it for research purposes!). LoTR needs no explanation.  

I did order a copy of Osprey's En Garde! as I liked Ronin and I need some more rules for pirates (currently using Legends of the High Seas)...

Also the wife got me some specialty coffee. I may whinge about Aussie postage and 'Australia tax' on minis etc - but I admit our coffee is some of the best anywhere thanks to Greek and Italian migrants. Actually Starbucks et al has never taken off here (and many of the existing ones have shut down as we actually know what good coffee is...)

Burrows & Badgers: Rules Discussion

Or: Episode #2 of "Games I don't play cos of Hit Points."

Like Carnevale, this is an atmospheric game with solid rules and a good miniature line. Likewise, this is more opinion than careful playthrough; as I mostly chugged dice and decided against buying the minis.

Now, the minis are kinda the whole point. This is a game of warbands of anthropomorphic animals. This is for everyone who liked Redwall as a kid. Plucky mice, mighty badgers, sinister foxes, wicked weasels - wielding a range of weapons, going on missions in a Mordhiem-esque campaign.

 

Setting & Fluff

While it won't be for everyone, the setting is easy to connect to. The animals are statted as you'd expect if you are familiar with Mouse Guard or Redwall. The minis are characterful. If it's the sort of thing that appeals to you you'll probably be adding minis to the shopping cart already. The rules work competently and logically. There is far less fluff than Carnevale but it is very clear what the game universe is. 

Overhead & Rules

A bunch of d4s to d12s are needed aka D&D dice.  Each model rolls a dice appropriate to their stat. I.e. a Mouse with d6 Ranged stat rolls against a Weasel's Nimbleness of d8 to score a hit. It's usually an opposed roll, highest wins but sometimes it is to beat a static number i.e. roll 3 to unlock a chest. It's simple and consistent. The dice 'explode' if you roll a maximum i.e. a 4 on a d4, or a 8 on a d8. This means weak minis like mice have MORE chance of pulling off an unexpected feat. Normally I dislike exploding dice but it seems suited to the theme.

I'm usually pro stats, but this may be a little over the top...

There are a lot of stats for each animal profile - 9 of them - which is very much bucking the trend. (Move, Strike, Block, Ranged, Nimbleness, Concealment, Awareness, Fortitude, Presence) and usually an innate skill, like a Flying.  Although I'm not on the 'one stat for everything' bandwagon, a few probably could be condensed together to be honest.

Turn sequence is the usual alternate activation (like Chess). Industry standard at this point. You can hide, climb, jump etc - all the usual typical of skirmish wargames.  Fighting and shooting (and magic) is just rolling dice against each other - i.e. an attacker will roll its Strike dice against the defenders Block dice. Once you've lost the usual 50% of models you test for each mini to see if it routs each turn - typical fare. 

The ~30 pages of rules are familiar, clean and consistent. Very easy to grasp. However (ominous: duh duh duh) each model has 16 hit points which you need to chip away at. Only every 4th hitpoint actually has an effect (-1 modifier to rolls). I only figured this out from reading the unit profiles as it wasn't clear in the book. Many people won't mind this, but blog regulars will know this is an instant deal-breaker for me.

There seems to be a focus on hiding (suiting a game of small woodland animals) and there is a cool thing called 'heroic sacrifice' where your wound penalties become bonuses but you go out of action for the rest of the game after your heroic feat. Not sure how often you'd use it but it was a cool concept. Also, some magic spells require ingredients to boost or even cast the spell which is something I don't think I've seen before in a wargame.

Although the rules are easy enough, the rulebook was a little hard to use and needs a few illustrations to break up the text and make finding things easier.

Mordhiem for Furries

The remaining ~90 pages are campaign orientated. This is NOT a lite, token campaign but is full featured. You can upgrade your den and gain bonuses. You can be aligned to one of several factions (Royalist, Rogues, Freebeasts, Wildbeasts). There is ~36 spells to learn from six schools of magic. (6 spells each school, convenient for d6 random rolls). 

The equipment list is thorough yet sensible with generic bows, thrown weapons, muskets, one handed weapons, polearms etc. Armour and equipment is also detailed just enough yet kept simple. The skills/abilities list is a bit gluggier - there's about 70 of them which waaay too much. Everything else has so far has been in the sweet spot of 'just enough detail, yet simple.'

There is very detailed injury tables (~20 results), and there is jobs your gang members can do "Wanderings" kinda random events you roll for between games to gain money, random gear and various advantages. The den upgrade choices are likewise very detailed. You can trade/buy gear and must pay upkeep depending on the size of your model (badgers eat more than shrews, naturally!). 

Warbands also get Fate Points allowing them to add an extra dice to a roll, and choose the best one. This works both in-game and on the campaign rolls (could be handy with avoiding injuries!). There is also an attempt to rate/balance warbands. There are 8 scenarios and ~20 secondary objectives to add flavour and variety.

This is one of the most thorough, detailed campaign systems I have ever seen. It's not complicated, but there is a LOT you can do. 

TL:DR

A logical, simple, consistent set of rules which I'll personally avoid due to everyone in the warband getting 16 hitpoints to record (o joy!).  Otherwise, strikes a really good balance of simplicity/complexity with 'just enough' detail. The skills were the only other area I went "OK that's a bit too much." It is the sort of game that might appeal to non-wargamers and is actually a decent entry point to wargaming. It's simple, but you could adapt it into a RPG with little effort.

A very strong, fully-featured campaign. This is not the usual 'lite campaign tossed in as an afterthought" but Mordhiem/Necromunda+. It's not super complex but there is a lot going on. There are characterful minis and a clear, familiar setting.

A solid set of rules and an excellent campaign.

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Random shower thought: Postage (I'm Australian btw) is now making GW look cheap compared to other manufacturers.

If I have to pay $30 P&P on top of a $60 order of cute but clunky animal minis (Oathsworn) that turns a $6 mini into a $9 mini. That's the same as GW - for a worse sculpt! Kinda kills the impulse purchase.

The other day Warlord wanted a minimum $150 order to reduce postage to more reasonable $18 - otherwise I could pay $40 P&P on a $40 order, for example! That doubles the cost per mini. GW would do $85 for free, and $10 for under that. I found it ironic I was looking at Kill Team and War Cry as I couldn't justify a Warlord order at 50% off!

Carnevale Fluff/Rules Discussion

Disclaimer: This is less a review than a read through with a bit of dice throwing to test mechanics so has less depth than my usual reviews. I'd like to talk about it though as it meshes well with some of my recent game design musings on fluff, depth etc.

The rules are glossy, beautifully presented and full of interesting gaming inspiration.

Fluff: I've been thinking about the importance of aesthetic/background and Carnevale delivers this in spades. 150+ pages of it before you even get to the rules themselves.

But is it good? Yes. It is a self-contained and distinct setting - Lovecraftian Venice meets Assassin's Creed - delivering the strong atmosphere games like Mordhiem did so well. The factions are distinct yet familiar - Cthulhu Deep Ones/hybrids, vampires, mad scientists, inquisitor/crusaders, thieves guild, patricians and rogue mages. 

The setting is easy to connect to - the archetypes are familiar and although the setting is unique, it is easy to grasp what each faction's motivations and playstyle is at a glance.

The rules themselves link well to the setting. Swimming (and drowning) and rooftop parkour figure distinctly in the rules and are important tactically. The rules fit the setting well.

The minis are also attractive and thematic (though I'm not a fan of the resin).

Elevator Pitch: Basically, a magical rift appears in the sky, triggering shenanigans. The masked, debauched Patricians battle the Thieves Guild aka 'good mafia'. The Rashaar (Cthulhu) maintain a benevolent cult giving alms while secretly summoning monsters to snack on folk. The scientists mix magic and medicine, experimenting on human and monster alike.The Vatrican inquistors use dubious methods to 'purge' who they deem unholy. Dracula and his vampires take on the attributes of their prey. The (imo) least interesting faction is a grab bag of mages etc "The Gifted."

The pictures of gaming boards are very interesting. You actually get a decent cardboard terrain setup in the starter box.

You could use Carnevale as a RPG guide. It's very in depth. It paints an engaging picture, with a unique world with familiar (accessible) elements. I mean - Venetian Assassins vs Cthulu - it kinda sells itself. Oh, and it has a campaign - a la Mordhiem.

What about the rules?

Overhead is not vast - characters have Life (hitpoints), Movement, Dexterity (agility/dodge), Attack, Protection and Mind stats on a card. They also have 2-3 special rules. Pretty fair for a game with say ~6 minis per side. 

The game uses multiple d10, with rolls of 7+ being successes (called "Aces" for no discernible reason). One of the dice is designated a destiny dice and rolls critical successes/fails on a '1' or '10.' Opposed rolls just compare successes.  In attack rolls, the success is equal to the target dexterity instead of being 7+.

Characters have Will which you can 'spend' to get a 3rd action, or add extra dice to rolls. Leaders get Command which they can spend to likewise boost nearby allies or allow them to move out of sequence. Basically, it's like Might from MESBG was turned into two separate resources for no reason - I presume both are similarly finite.

The now-standard alternate activation makes its expected appearance, with a limited overwatch 'hold' action. There are rules for swimming and a cool 'double jump' mechanic where you get a free 2nd jump off an object allowing you to say cross a canal by leaping onto a gondola or a lamppost then jumping to the next object.  You can attempt a 'controlled landing' to jump from higher objects - it fits the Assassin's Creed vibe. There are rules for grappling (throw off roofs); drowning (hold 'em under, fishfolk!) and diving into water off buildings. You can row gondolas. Magic is a thing but does not seem dominant from my limited experimenting. 

There's nothing wrong with the rules per se - I just hate hitpoints (~12 human, ~20 for a monster). It's a human, not a 20,000 ton battleship ffs. Why the recording? They also offer some decent tactical choices and while reasonably straightforward don't attempt to be the 'superlite' rule which are trendy atm. They're actually got some nuance and fit the theme well with lots of acrobatics and canal swims - not just generic "unlimited move, unlimited shoot, if you need to do anything, roll a 4+ on a d6 and you do it".

The card terrain is decent. Pictured are some of my random painting tasks for the week (including, aptly, some fish-men cultists). Oh, and LoTR mini #445 for the year.

I've never seen so many scenarios before...   ....36!  They have primary and secondary (also ~40 of these!) objectives, and detailed setup rules. Again this adds to the RPG feel and there is obviously a lot of love lavished on the setting. Huge replayability and lots of ideas for other games.

I painted 46 minis yesterday. Lots of white - blurgh! Basing and final touches will have to wait but I rate them functionally table-ready. These are for my French-Indian Dinosaur War game but I notice these also fit the Carnivale setting/era. Maybe not redcoats, but I'm definitely adding Black Scorpion undead pirates in my own Venice.

Yes, there is campaign rules but they are less impressive. Given the amount of fluff and scenarios there was less meat on the campaign rules than I expected. It's typical generic 'rules lite' of a page or so which ticks the boxes but seems more an afterthought compared to the care lavished elsewhere. You can gain XP, gold, choose new skills (could be abused, but some skills do cost more or less than others) and buy new characters. Functional, but it ain't Mordhiem. I get the feeling it was meant to be played as a series of linked 'historical' or 'narrative' scenarios without progression/xp - which was tacked on afterwards.

Overall, while I don't particularly plan on playing Carnevale I regard the rules as a useful resource and inspiration and I'm happy with my starter box.

TL:DR

+ Excellent fluff, truckloads of scenarios provides a useful gaming resource.  Lovely rulebook.

+ The rules are fine (unless, like me, you hate recording/hitpoints) and very thematic and cinematic

+ The starter box has lots of terrain which could be used for a range of projects

 ~ Campaign is not super deep

- The starter box minis look thematic but are annoying resin

Carnevale Unboxing

 I received my 50% discount 'squashed packet' Carnivale box today from eBay. All contents were perfectly fine. Sweet! There was a lot of stuff packed in the box and I'm happy with my purchase although I am unlikely to play the rules themselves.

There is a complete table of colourful (albeit flimsy) cardboard terrain, as well as all rulers, dice, status counters etc. 

So far, very impressed. Unfortunately...

 

 The ~16 minis (2 warbands) were good sculpts, but made from cheap, nasty resin. 

(In the background is a fidget popper which makes a great paint mixing palette - you just wait til it dries and 'pop' the leftover paint into the bin.)

Some horrific mould connections resulted in unsightly chunks = lots of trimming/filing...

There were many breakages even when carefully clipping/cutting off residue. In addition the models do not slot into the 'slotta' base and are obviously intended to be placed on top of aftermarket cobblestone bases. Another $12 or so - no thanks!

 

The Deep Ones Rashaar come with slaves - to be either meatshields or a nutritious snack!

I actually found some extra small metal Deep Ones in my pulp mini box (Copplestone? Black Hat?) which I added to my warband. I'm not sure if they fit a 'stat profile' but I don't intend to use the rules.

The rules seem quite decent but I'm not a fan of marking off hitpoints in human skirmish games, so it's an automatic non-starter for me. I will, however, have a leaf through the rules, chug the dice and test the mechanics and discuss them sometime. 

 

Overall, I'm happy with the box. The rules have wonderful fluff that is worth discussing, there is lots of toys, terrain and accessories. It's just the minis - although they look good, they are not great quality. I had planned on getting more minis but I probably won't based on my experience with the starter box.

I also painted the Mumak crew, bringing my LotR paint total to 444 for the year.  As I have now 'cleared the deck' I am now free to order more LotR (according to my self imposed rules). 

 

If I start a new project (like Carnevale) I not only must paint the new minis within a month, but also paint an equivalent amount of random models from my pile of shame, so I always progress in my painted vs unpainted pile - I never go 'backwards'. It also encourages me to finish existing projects rather than start new ones (always my weakness).

The EM4 terminators and Westwind wolves are not connected (but may make a cool game!) they are just generic useful units for other games...

 

Some random models I grabbed to get some quick runs on the board. Unfortunately my 8 year old asked for help to finish his models, so I did both Star Wars rebels...

 

....and about 50 1:300 tiny Tumbling Dice WW2 planes which I found as part of my Excel inventory.

Italian and Soviets tangle around the Axis ocean airbase on a manmade atoll. 

The wee lad often explains his rules to me "If they have a friend killed they hate the enemy and get an extra dice roll to kill them in revenge" and "Darth Vader, even if he loses, has to roll another 6 to die cos he's so powerful" "If the planes are dogfighting together the other planes get an extra move to help them join in." He loves hanging out in the shed and has actually two 4x3' gaming tables in his room. Risk men, plastic ants and dinosaurs, and Matchbox tanks currently duel each other on the other board.

I was going to test out the Carnevale rules but it's late so another post, perhaps.

It Still Only Counts as One! = MESBG Mumak

 This purchase is 'wife approved' as I tend to energetically paint and use/display MESBG models.

  It's darker than this IRL.

I saw a youtube post titled "Mumak painted in only 3 hours." Maybe noteworthy for him, but as a dad, that was all the time I was intending to paint it in anyway....

I took over 3 hours in the end, but that was mostly due to the base, which was pretty fiddly.

 

==Recipe for those interested: (I tend to refuse to paint more than 3 layers...)==

Basecoat: Black Bunnings spray can all over

Body: Eshin (dark grey) drybrush, then Dawnstone (mid grey) drybrush

Howdah cloth: Doombull brown (red brown) undercoat, then Khorne red, then "something scarlet" light drybrush/highlight

Wickerwork: Rhinox (dark brown) undercoat, then Steel Legion Drab (pale brown) drybrush, then Ushabti bone drybrush

Wood Supports:  Rhinox (dark brown) undercoat, then Steel Legion Drab (pale brown) drybrush, Seraphim Sepia (yellow-brown) wash

Tusks: Ushabti bone, with Agrax Earthshade (brown) wash near the base of the tusks

Ropes: Ushabti bone, Agrax Earthshade wash occasionally if I didn't show the gap between ropes

Scenic Base: Lots of mucking about (tm)

Painting the ropes took the longest time and the base was a pain in the bum. I planned to do warpaint on its face and add grass tufts to the base but I went over my time limit and stopped at 'table ready.' I also may do some home-made spikes/ropes on the tusks (with hairy string and spikes made from ends of cocktail skewers).

Imposing a time restriction (and accepting a little less polish) and a 'can't buy new minis until last purchase is done' has lead to incredible productivity. I've painted easily 650+ minis this year.

 

I guess it still counts as 1 mini painted though. My MESBG total is now 431 for 2023.

The random minis are for a game set up to play with my wee lad. He wanted to play "wargs and trolls."

He enjoys playing the Third Age mod (free) to Medieval Total War 2. I mention this in case anyone is interested as MTW2 costs about $10 and runs on a potato PC. It's basically big battle games (100s, 1000s of troops) in Middle Earth and a must-have for any LotR wargamer.

For a more personal game (where you fight as a character FPS style, but lead a warband of 30-100) I suggest The Last Days (again, a mod) for Mount and Blade Warband. It is cheap and will likewise run on a potato laptop.

I also shelled out for an official army book, tired of printing out my own lists. My son has spent ages looking through it, enjoying working out the values of characters and monsters.

MESBG is lauded as being far more forgiving than 40K/AoS (or actually any other GW title) in not needing a library of rulebooks, supplements and codexes: merely needing a $90AUD rulebook and a $80 army book. It does have all the factions but man, $170 just to play the game without even any minis...    ....and we call this "good." What's the strategy called - 'anchoring'? 

For less than the price of this rulebook; I just bought a discount ($70 down from $130) starter box of Carnevale. 

240 page rulebook. 2 warbands of minis. A full table of terrain. All the dice and bits. A gondola!

Excel Sheet & The Dad Budget

I've got an Excel list of every mini and project in my shed. I list if: 

(a) do I need minis (b) do I need to paint minis I have (c) do I have rules....   ...and a note on 'how much' $$$ it will take to complete them, ranked by cost. 

It helps when prioritizing purchases/spotting sales - i.e. BFG and Carnevale ranked in the $100-200 range, so when Carnevale dropped down into the sub-$100 bracket I pulled the trigger. I've also colour coded projects by time commitment. 

This leads to wife approval (i.e. regular projects painted and bargain miniatures) which increases my budget (both shed time and $$$)!

Project Progress and Random Rules Round Up #1

 I have been cleaning out my shed and have made an excel table for myself about all existing minis and past/current/future projects.

1) Do I have minis for it? (if not, what is the 'buy in')

2) If (1) then have I painted enough minis to play? Do I need terrain? (pizza time!)

3) Do I have a set of rules I'm willing to play (esp with kids)?

Basically 'where am I at?' with every mini box in my shed, and roughly pricing out unfinished/future projects.

For example, I am eyeing off BFG & Mordhiem again. I lack the minis, but I have plenty of terrain, game mats, and even the old rules.

I have piles of weird west minis and terrain, but lack rules. My psychic dinosaur knights have minis, dinos but also lacks rules. This is my 'homebrew tinkering' space. Weird War II I has painted minis, terrain AND decent rules so it is good to go. Ditto Battletech although the rules are not so great. Etc etc.

Some projects I've identified that I may never finish. I've got lots of nice Perry Greeks but I'm not that interested in the era (nor painting that much white/skintone!) My 1:2400 Napoelonic ships are too hard to tell apart. My WW1 1:300 tanks are too tiny to be cool. With it now being OOP, I don't really want to keep collecting/painting my half-assembled Imperialis Aeronautica.

Anyway, in search of 'better' rules I've been digging through my cupboard. Sometimes rules which weren't 'good at the time' suddenly appeal later on. Perhaps they were competing with other games, or my tastes may have changed. I'm not going to playtest them all again, but I am going to grab out random ones that catch my fancy and briefly discuss them.  

Cruel Seas (Coastal Warfare, Warlord Games)

In Print? Yes
Hit or Miss? Miss

(-) I love coastal warfare and the minis are good (no regrets there) bu the rules are a mess. It's just clunky and uninspired, with dozens of hitpoints, many modifiers, gluggy and varied resolution methods. It just feels randomly slapped together. The rulebook itself is not that easy to use either. There's nothing really on detection which is a big deal as 90% of coastal actions took place at night and it kinda key to the whole tactics.

(+) I like the 'wake' where the length of the wake behind the boat denotes speed.

(~) Shell splashes and spray around a boat gives a BONUS to fire - you'd think it would obscure the target. It's so weirdly implemented I'm not sure what the point is.

I'd use literally any other coastal rules I could find before this. I find this set of rules a really weird choiuce by Warlord. I love the idea of it but I can't see it being commercially viable. Faster, better rules and a series of real-life scenarios might have sold me more.

 

Blood Red Skies (WW2 Dogfight, Warlord Games)

In Print? Yes

Hit or Miss? Miss

(+) This is kinda the abstract game I am looking for in aerial combat; the game is simple, plays fast and abtracts the minutiae of air combat with "advantage" abstracting height and energy. Three stats (agility, speed, firepower) and a couple of special traits for each plane keep it simple, and you can play handfuls of planes each quite quickly. I think there is probably a decent game hidden in there, and it eschews rivet counting for pew-pewing. It attempts something no other aerial game does.

(~) The game relies on a hand of cards to give it any depth; it's just pretzels (without even beer) otherwise. The abstraction may be too jarring for some.

(-) There is no detection mechanics.  I'm not sure what the game is trying to be - a CCG? The pricing is baffling. Planes are $50AUD for 6 cheap plastic things (similar price to a beautifully sculpted 10-man Necromunda warband) or $30 for a single ace. Insane when you can get 1:300 metal minis in similar size for $2-3 each. Everything is cheap, plasticy and cardboardy. It's like a super simple, cut-budget X-Wing where they are actually selling you 'cards' for ridiculous prices. Heck even the cards are small and cheap looking.

In addition, the 'rulebook' in the starter box is three pamphlets which does a terrible job of explaining the game. It's like buying a takeaway pizza where you just get the base, and having some cheap cheese slices tossed on top of the box without explanation. But you suspect - if you bought enough extra ingredients - the pizza might be a good snack with a movie. 

 

The answer to "how many minis can Dad paint in an hour and a bit" - basically only basecoated Star Wars for my wee lad, who was supposed to paint them himself.... He's happy with them though...

Dracula's America (Weird West Skirmish, Osprey)

In Print: Yes
Hit or Miss? Meh...

(+) You can activate 1 OR 2 models each activation (interesting). The campaign system is quite thorough and I think it would lend itself to be a good club campaign game. Shoving people off things is fun. It does what is says on the box.

(~) It reminds me of a simpler, blander knock-off version of Savage Worlds/Deadlands. Very limited reaction mechanic.

(-) It adds playing card activation 'just because Deadlands'. There is only a single stat which comes in only 3 levels (d6, d8, d10 - which are more tied to if a model is a hero or mook than anything else) so it relies on special rules to differentiate a fledgling vampire from a wild hog.

There's nothing really wrong with these rules - they were just a bit bland. Like volleyball - I would join in a game if asked but wouldn't be advocating it to my friends.

 

 

Gladiator (Gladiator skirmish, Warhammer Historical)

In Print: No

Hit or Miss: Not sure. I can't recall my last playtest. 

(+) It's a ME:SBG spin off with extra rules on top, such as kneeling, throwing nets and even cinematic hit locations and special hero moves. There are weird and wonderful weapons, chariots and even elephants and wild animals like crocodiles and lions! It's quite RPG ish - a list of gladiator names, a slave market and deep campaign options for running your own ludus. There's even chariot racing and naval battle rules.

(~) I've never got into this merely due to gladiator models (to the extent the game requires) being pretty much restricted to Foundry or Eureka's boobiators back in the day. If someone did a plastic box set nowdays I'd probably dust this off. 

(-) While I like the rules themselves, I feel the ME:SBG sweet spot is ~30 models not ~4-5. While it will work fine, I'd probably go with a different system.